Bad ass

Harry Conic Jr.

Harry Conic Jr's face makes me smile

Tool time

Toast sandwiches. Toasted bread with standard toast spreads between two slices of cold buttered sandwich bread. Todays standard toast spread. peanut butter and parsley. a toast and texture sensation! What have i been eating all my life!?

Chris, does Aro Video have Tool Time on DVD? I miss it terribly. Can we watch it together on movie night???

Waffles. Theme of the day: Egg Farts

Yes. You Will still be a size small in T-Shirts when you're 60

Check

In love with Arabella Emmet Rach Sainsbury

check

In love with Christopher Wane Simpson

Friday

The theme of the day has been Garlic Bread. I supose I can leave it at that

Dumbo Octopus!!!

DUMBO OCTOPUS! Incredible creatureJust sayin. 'The Deep Extraordinary Creatures of the Abyss' Review NY Times

breakfarst

On that note... the movie we watched was about blogging.. cooking and blogging, blogging and more cooking. Merle Streep's a babe. I don't know about this Julie cat. '..she looks like.. fourteen' good call kwon.

Breakfast for dinner

Sucked into great nostalgic breakfast cereal advertising Chris Simpson, Arabella Sainsbury and I had a Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and movie evening this evening. I am tres impressed.

Oh kwon

Ruby my partner. Sweet photo!

Oh kwon

Frack Illustration II is the shazzz! We are painting class mates from life and from digital source right now. 'Conceptual portraiture' This is the photo that my partner will make into a painting. Choice.

Swimweek

Bridge

Oh hahahaha!

My good friend Aradello getting her float on. I've wanted to do this for over a year but i was distracted. Click this THIS

AC/DC

Work today has been Hell. NB: Not hellish, Hell. Cuss you AC/DC fans and your reble rousing.

Nudity is funny. That was fun.

Happy Birthday Benjamin Hazlewood. I am sad i am not attending your marquee country birthday. You are a man now!

Tammy I doubt i will wake up to attened your leaving extravaganza either. Lord. I'm such a skoacial ite

I miss POconstant. I hope she doesn't die.

Who else had an awful time at CAMPUS by the way. Aliens. You're all Aliens

KWON

PO3

There is nothing like a PO3 spoon js js js

ROBBIE!!!

Robbie is NOT a dog!

Kim just left the country and i'm super sad. Robbie just ran out the front gate at Bella's and i gave chase for about an hour into the dark hills of goddamn Newtown before collapsing teary eyed, throat scared from shouting, having just realised i'd left my bike with it's keys in the ignition and a backpack containing my laptop and two servings of ramen in the middle of crazy Newtown. Lord what a horid delerious experience.

I feel like crying

New decade dreaming

New Years dreams. First i remember sitting in a dark room watching slide projections of Jeff Goldblum as a small, very TAN, sans spectacle child.

I remember Billy Davenport in my home with some kind of lame owl headdress..

and an horrific shower scene in which Bruno Stanton shaved off all the hair on his body and then proceeded to slice off masses of skin with his razor which came off in soft cracked hunks like it was candle wax.

God

Just...

...sayin. I won something super rad on trademe tonight. Look!! Isn't she beautiful!

Transformers

'If only we had some dinosaurs working for us, they'd really shake up the Decepticons'

'Hmmm I'm with you Wheel-Jack. We could build robot versions of those oversized Iguanas.. If it is OK with Optimus Prime'

(Optimus Prime)

'Robot Dinosaurs might be useful. You have my authorization'

Dinobots AWESOME

Dario Argento Movie Marathon!!!!!! MUST HAPPEN

I drank with my father tonight. A bottle of red between us and it felt lovely and festive. We get along sometimes.. When he gets off the Religion horse. Then i couldn't sleep (still can't) and went and told Blain Western all the secrets of my family because he was working late at the coffee shop. He is a good sort. and we never talk much.why? It is a time for truly strange and wonderful happenings, summer.

On a weird unrelated note.. after quitting the smoke for a year to woo Kim i have started again. Don't believe i'll stop either. I want to watch some good slasher movies while she is down in the Noko Valley. She knows about this fucking blog now so i can't be seen ooo ing and ah ing over how fantastic having her in the country has been. Or the ultiRADness of Bella and Bella related friends. Hope people don't start reading the shit i write.

OOOOOOOOooooooo AAAhhhhhhhh js

Just thinkin.. Ulternative.. Ultimate Alternative, ULTRATERNATIVE HAHAHA JS

Wolves

Had an excellent Halloween dream lastnight! It was a beautiful and foggy night in a cobblestone version of Wellington City. Lambton Quay was gas lamp lit and i was being chased by warewolves and Kimberly Helen Upstill was making out with Chris Futter in a Tower that was mysteriously in daylight. I remember running scared around the docks and knowing they were in the tower and stressing about why i was stressing about Kimberly pashing some hairy boat owner. Then i turned into a dog. This was definitely a sex dream.

I was given free drinks by a girl in a fancy saloon type operation, carrying beers in a hotdog and pretzel like shoulder sling and drunk forest creature people were calling her the Beer Bearer.

Just Sayin

Arabella

Pretty Pictures

I'm bleeding. Fuck

There are a lot of sharp metal things in my room.

WATCH THIS

Beautiful music video of sorts. Rad dude to subscribe to. Collection of 'edgy videos' ha! Very cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRm3B4T5SkU

We have these ties to the ground you see. And we know all the best shoes for wearing or not.

So I have the flu and I feel mega terrible. I'm currently at work (as a hotel receptionist) feeling like hanging myself with christmas decorations. It's dead quiet and there are a grand two checkins before midnight to look forward to. I don't ordinarilly get sick. In spite of my small frail exterior I am built very impressively on the inside. My guard comes down around Spring/Summer i supose when all life is thriving and animals and plants are commiserating, birthing and pollenising and my sinuses begin to bleed into my treachea and i refuse to take antihistamines because they're FUcking expensive. Hayfever is the devil. All romantics suffer hayfever. We have this ability to enjoy the consumption of dirt and that sets us in a terribly good state for the fever later in our humdinger existencessssss.

TOM TOM HENRY

Have you seen the next world? Well it was made pretty clear, in the disclaimer to his wondrous ripsnorting exhibition which opened last night at DELUXE on Kent&Cambridge in Wellington, that Tom Henry HAS. 'I've Actually Seen The Next World' was a grand showcase of Tom Henry talent. Glittering Caverns, Falling Art Nouveau Cities, and a ugly of Walrus featured. Tom Henry obliged opening attendees hand screen printed posters, sangria, cheese and a plethora of vibrant prints and tees for sale.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-VBC-883FM/6995348183?ref=ts

Circuit bending

Oh my god...

THE MONDAY BANG HOUSE

New Radio VBC88.3 SUMMER Drive show with Eliot DJ Pizza King, Flora Famous, Michael Jon Freebridge DJ Metal Slug and guests prospectively. The show debuted this afternoon and was fumblingly dubbed the Monday Bang House or Tree House. In the future there will be Feature like shows, interviews with interesting strangers, banter, the odd dream profile and sweet genre equitable music. I'm sure we'll play some more sweet as DOS and arcade games on the air again as well.

Go the VBC.

Swweet

Yes! I DO want to look like this!!! Immediately!

Thank you Bella

I AM NOT generally coherent.
I DO like "brests"
MY favourite childhood game WAS rock fight
MY favourite movie genre IS romantic comedy
and my name is KURT.

HUMAN FLY

Haloween costume, Human Fly. Yeah!

BICYCLE

I won a bicycle on trademe! Now i have to fucking pay for it and go pick it up for the Hutt. Damn.

Weather's good eh?

The weather was gorgeous this morning. The weather was gorgeous last night. I went for a swim in the harbor at 4am after a sweet night of bar tab for DJ-ings at San Fran with Eliot and Flora. My dip was probably under 5 minutes long, partially clothed and totally solo. It was mega cold and i can't really swim. I just floundered about in the shallows, got really scared i was going to drown alone in the sea and walked home in my wet jeans.

Happy Guy Fawkes. Suffer the sky for our pyrotechnic fascinations. The Ambos are working overtime tonight.

bitchin

Love Sport - High Diving from Qoob TV on Vimeo.

YEAH!

Bid on these and i'll cut off your legs. Then i'll steel the boots from you. You don't need them. You have no legs.

Dream log: 02

One of my all time favorite dreams.. I have variations of this dream whenever i'm feeling especially sexually frustrated.

The particular dream consisted basically of me sitting watching tv with bella alone on opposite sides of the living room at her parents house. In the dream I walk around the house, have an allergic reaction to one of the cats, use the bathroom and find some salt in the kitchen for whatever reason but mainly i watch tv with Bella.

It's late afternoon and Bella switches on some Japanese anime porn. After about 5 minutes of porn watching I begin casually masturbating and Bella just kind of glances at me blankly and then back to the porn every now and then. Then i wake up.

Super odd and super real. Bella's family home is not hard to remember in detail and i think that's why 'brain' managed so well. Lots of cats, a ground floor localized wet dog must, animal hair, animal wet, sticky kitchen floor. Sort of like a living cartoon house. Some Warner Brothers hand drawn New York mansion overrun by children. Feels crooked. There are carpets on the walls.

I've had this dream feature several people I feel close to and it always feels bizarrely real. People i went to primary school with. Stuff like that.

Anita is class